'Twas the night of Wilson Christmas

and all through the house

all the creatures were stirring

but that noise had better not be a mouse

(cause that would totally be gross)

When out in the great room there arose such a clatter

when Papa posed like a cheerleader, we wondered what was the matter

when what to Jane's wondering eyes did appear?

but a funny new bike made with wood and no gears!

With my eyes all a bleary from just arising from bed

and Jane's hair crazy sticking out from her head

With Blaine in his camo; me in my new shirt

came this huge diamond necklace that made my heart hurt

When I saw this gift, I covered my nose

to wipe away tears; from my eyes they arose

(I mean, seriously - that's pretty beautiful, right?)

with Jane looking nasty, her mood turning quite quick

I knew in a moment she won't get Saint Nick

the presents may number the new fallen dew

but, people, remember - this girl is just two

So hear me exclaim as my eyes loose their sight

HAPPY Christmas to all, and to all a good-night!

SW